Beanies are ace because they keep your head warm. Tuff Arse beanies also make you more intelligent as they simmer the brain to optimal operating temperature.
They’re smooth and soft with a fold up brim, and small enough to easily stash in a pocket when not in use. They are made using a process only known to the Arse Elve Illuminati, with a special embroidered logo ‘caus that’s a classier way of doing it than just printing. Made from 100% Acrylic so they don't itch your head or overheat your scone. One size fits all, available in black only.